How do you keep a blond Stargazer busy all day?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner and contemplate.

How do you know a blond Fang likes you?
He waits until the morning to cull you.

What do you call a blond Fang with an IQ of 125?
A Fang pack.

What's the mating call of the brunet Fang?
"Is Scott done with Alexis yet?"

What's brown and red and black and blue?
A Gnawer who's told too many blond Fang jokes.

What's the difference between sleeping with a Fang, a Gnawer, and a Gazer?
The Fang says, "That was good for ME!" The Gnawer says, "Was it good for you?" The Gazer says, "Beige is a fascinating color."

What's the difference between a PMSing Fury and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why do blond Fangs always have agg damage to heal?
They keep trying to eat with their Klaives.

Why do blond Walkers drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.

What did the postcard from the blond Strider say?
"Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

A Croatan, a Bunyip, a blond Fang, and a White Howler are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who stops to pick it up?
No one! The Croatan, Bunyip and White Howler don't exist, and the blond Fang thought it was beneath him to pick up a gum wrapper.

Why did the Goddess create Fianna Kinfolk?
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Did you hear about the blond Fang lupus?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still trapped.

Did you hear about the blond Fang who slashed his Klaive at the air?
He missed.

What was the blond Gazer's greatest experience?
An in-body experience.

What did the blond Fang do when his wife had twins?
He went out hunting for the other man.